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We're imortalizing the real Beast of the Dirt, at least in these parts, our resident mama groundhog.  So cute, so destructive.  Much power is contained in this small creature.  Much pain and sorrow has been caused by the beast, as we found many beds of greens feasted on over the 2022 growing season.  Both in spite of this, and due to it, we respect the beast.


This is a pre-order - the shirts are being printed now and should be here sometime around April 7th.  We will notify you when they arrive and are ready for pickup or delivery.

2023 Dirt Beast Farm t-shirt

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